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They said we weren’t supposed to eat on the couch

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He told me they were called ‘emberi ujjak’, and they tasted so good that I bought several bowls from him to snack on for the rest of the holiday.

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There was a little boy staring at me through the window.

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It was much easier than we thought to eradicate most of the Earthlings.

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I laughed with surprise and jubilantly pumped my fists in the air as I realized that my time machine had worked. The hatch opened and I stepped outside, then frantically scrambled to retreat as I realized that I was surrounded by dozens of identical corpses.

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[AUG21] As punishment, he prescribed lithium for me.

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I was so relieved when I heard my son had survived the shooting.

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My wife suggested some BDSM to spice things up in the bedroom

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“I’m sorry, I don’t know who you are,”

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As I was going through my late foster mother’s belongings, I found out she kept all my school things from elementary onward.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They said we weren’t supposed to eat on the couch	32
He told me they were called ‘emberi ujjak’, and they tasted so good that I bought several bowls from him to snack on for the rest of the holiday.	32
There was a little boy staring at me through the window.	32
It was much easier than we thought to eradicate most of the Earthlings.	32
I laughed with surprise and jubilantly pumped my fists in the air as I realized that my time machine had worked. The hatch opened and I stepped outside, then frantically scrambled to retreat as I realized that I was surrounded by dozens of identical corpses.	32
[AUG21] As punishment, he prescribed lithium for me.	32
I was so relieved when I heard my son had survived the shooting.	32
My wife suggested some BDSM to spice things up in the bedroom	32
“I’m sorry, I don’t know who you are,”	32
As I was going through my late foster mother’s belongings, I found out she kept all my school things from elementary onward.	32